Nobody asked me, but there are basically two kinds of people in this world: One sees a nearly new scarf on a city sidewalk, picks it up and ties it to a drain pipe near where it was found (on Baltimore’s Fallsway, under the Orleans Street Viaduct) in the hope that its owner will find it there. The other takes it home, wraps it up and gives it as a Christmas gift. Nobody asked me, but you’d ...